36 Hours of Keystone 11/30-12/1/07

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Days 6 & 7: We just got back from a road trip to the 36 Hours of Keystone.

FTO was invited to field a team for this sufferfest that requires each team to ski one run per hour for 36 straight hours, from 9 am Friday morning to 9 pm Saturday night. Skidog and The Kid were in, and we set out at 10 am Thursday morning for the 7-hour drive through a whole lotta nuttin' to Keystone. Anyone who thinks there's no open space left in this country should take a drive from SLC to Grand Junction.

Terrain on Friday was more or less limited to two basic routes down the frontside, aka Dercum Mountain: Spring Dipper, and Schoolmarm. A third route down Flying Dutchman opened by Friday evening. Crowding was much more dense than anything I've encountered in years -- honestly, it was a zoo that only got worse as day turned to night on Friday, although locals advised that this wasn't terribly crowded, relatively speaking. I frankly spent as much time watching my back as I did the terrain in front of me.

The day started cloudy, but snowfall arrived in bands as the day progressed. We had high hopes for a storm moving in from the southwest, but the system really never seemed to get its stuff together -- one minute it would be snowing to beat the band, and the next the sun would be breaking through. All the while via the Internet we watched impressive radar echoes sitting over the Wasatch Mountains at home. Mrs. Admin was supposed to drive over Friday afternoon with our team's fourth member, but her late start and the storm's early onset in Utah convinced her to turn around and go home, rather than risk an ugly drive at night through truly desolate country.

Now, other teams were smart about it -- they organized a schedule in advance to ski in four-hour shifts. And most of them had four team members. The three of us, on the other hand, weren't quite so smart. Skidog and I wanted to ski together and The Kid wanted to hit up the park. So it turned out that Skidog and I logged the one-per-hour runs together from 9 am to 11 pm while The Kid slept for perhaps two hours total between park runs. The plan was for him to take over from 11 pm to 6 am.

The worst part, perhaps, was the waiting around between runs. We eventually caught on to taking one run at 5 minutes before the hour or so, and following that immediately with a second run at about 10 minutes past the hour, leaving a good 90 minutes to chill between groups of two runs. We fortunately got to chat with lots of cool folks also waiting out the time between runs. One guy, 49, was shooting for 100 runs by skiing 3 runs each hour for the duration of the event. Others had more modest, yet lofty goals of skiing all 36 hours themselves. Even by following our one-run-per-hour plan we'd logged nearly 30,000 verts by the time The Kid took over at 11 pm.

Through the evening, though, things just got crazier. They started pat-downs to access the ski hill, creating a 30-minute line at the pedestrian bridge across the Snake River. The concurrent music festival filled the Village with crowds shoulder-to-shoulder. The ski runs got more crowded, and skiers and riders were increasingly out of control. I've never before seen a 90%+ snowboarder population, but this was it.

Skidog and I grabbed a beer and a bottle of ibuprofen before crashing, finding it hard to sleep with the drunk crazies outside despite our exhaustion. At 1:15 am my cell phone rang. It was The Kid, stuck at the top of the hill with a binding toepiece that had pulled out of his ski. He skied down on one ski and showed up at the condo to grab my skis. We hurriedly set about adjusting my bindings to fit his boots, rushing against the clock to get him back out before the 1 am hour expired. It was going to be close. After 13 straight hours on the hill, neither Skidog nor I were in any shape to relieve him. As we're fitting my skis to his boots he leaned forward. "It's getting nuts out there," he said. "Do I really have to go back out?"

I knew what it was like out there two and a half hours earlier, and imagined what it must have been like at that point. I paused for a moment before replying, "No. Go get some sleep."

We thus threw in the towel.

It was noon Saturday by the time we boarded a lift again, and our legs were Jello -- I think we skied only 4 or 5 more runs on Saturday. Snowfall continued at varying intensities throughout the day but never seemed to add up to more than a few inches. We were supposed to meet up with TeamSummit, but she escaped to Denver after only a run or two, finding things way too crowded for her liking. At 8:30 pm with our tails between our legs we turned in our sorry punch card and trivia answers, and wandered over to the seafood restaurant at The Inn at Keystone, where we had a picture-perfect view of the fireworks commemorating the close of the event as we enjoyed an above-average dinner.

Mapadu was just getting off work at the pizza joint, so we joined him for a beer at The Goat before retiring. This morning, we checked out of the condo and slid up the unplowed road to the tiny town of Montezuma, population ~60, to join him at Chez Mapadu, aka the "Tiltin' Hilton" for a morning coffee. He and his roommate Paul went skinning out their front door up Tiptop Peak for a few runs while we drove back to Salt Lake. We stopped en route at the Canyon Wind Winery near Grand Junction for a tasting and a couple of bottles to bring home before winding up back home by 7 pm.

I took few photos, but here are the best of them:
 

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I've never before seen a 90%+ snowboarder population, but this was it.
Welcome to Bear Mt. for the last 5 years. Now you see where CWHappyRN (who patrolled there) gets her ideas.

Why was density so high (welcome to Mt. High West)? Did that many teams enter the 36 Hours? Or was it just having a couple of runs open due to the dry November?

Impressive that it actually scared off a kid who's doing off-axis 540's in the park.
 
Not getting hurt in the dark is probably a wise decision. Out of control skiers/riders are bad enough. "TIRED and out of control" skiers and riders (in the dark) is likely even worse. There are times when discretion is the better part of valor. NIce try!
 
Well, I'm still sorry that I didn't get to meet up with you guys but between the madhouse that was the slopes and the ice/powder combo I decided it just wasn't worth a potentially season ending injury when I'm not required to stay. I'm sure I'll have plenty more crazy days while coaching when I have to stay on the slopes. I think that the combination or the 36 Hours of Keystone bringing lots of wild and crazy teens/early twenties, little open terrain and the fact that so many were so tired by the time I arrived at 1:45 was just too much. I heard that it had rained at around 2:30 am which added a layer of ice in there that was really solid.
 
Sounds brutal Marc. I don't blame you for quitting...even if that does make you a quitter :lol:

Why were they patting down skiers? Were the kids packin? Is that what it's comin down to? Snowboarders en masse with guns? Sounds pretty dangerous.
 
Regarding the name of that gas station :lol:

it reminded me of a small motel on Route 7 in So Burlington VT called the Ho-Hum Motel. I don't think they have hourly rates, but the name implies it might.

One day I'll get a pic of it.

But Kum and Go is pretty funny :lol:
 
Sharon":gi590jbr said:
Regarding the name of that gas station :lol:

After using a few on a trip SF-SLC-Telluride, I had to find out more.

The website is worth a look for Kum&Go T-shirts, careers, products, etc

http://www.kumandgo.com/Default.aspx



About Kum & Go

The Name

The year was 1959. The country was in the midst of a massive transformation. Middle-class families were becoming suburban families. And with suburbs came an increase demand for cars. The Federal Highway Act of 1956 created the Interstate Highway System. People were on the move, and the entrepreneurial spirit was in the air, especially related to travel, transportation and fuel.

Two such visionaries – W.A. Krause and T.S. Gentle – set out to create a refueling destination with a sense of "convenience."

In an age where catchy company names and unique marketing phrases were a representation of the times – and also the difference between success and failure – the two gentlemen used the first letters of their last names to create a unique moniker to showcase the ease and convenience they instilled in a shopping experience. Thus Kum & Go was born.
 
Well, that's a damn fine bit of markeing gimmickry, to get you guys to drive 7+ hours across the stinkin' desert for those wretched conditions. Sounds counter-productive for the marketing guys, are you more inclined (or less) to want to visit Keystone again? I'm not too sorry I missed out on that. Sounds like they ended up with a bunch of teenagers and very few $$$-paying adults at this event.

There's a good reason why, even though I have unlimited free skiing at keystone (as part of my 10-day Vail and Beaver Creek pass) that the # of days I ski Keystone this season is likely to be zero.

I've done the stinkin' desert drive westerly plenty of times, though, only to ski in wretched early season conditions at Snowbasin, Canyons, PC, and even Powder Mt. (when Alta is right there, and, if conditions are terrible, will be less so than the alternatives)

At least you were able get past the horrible winery (theres two- one ok, the other truly... ummm, wretched) at the interstate exit in Palisade to get to one of the better ones, on your trip back to the Beehive (oops, I mean "behave") state.
 
Were there any incidents?

This event seems prone to cancellation at some point.

Tired, 20-something, potentially drunk/high males skiing/boarding around the clock...
 
Pajarito-Bred":36q0bb2n said:
At least you were able get past the horrible winery (theres two- one ok, the other truly... ummm, wretched) at the interstate exit in Palisade to get to one of the better ones, on your trip back to the Beehive (oops, I mean "behave") state.

which of the 2 at that exit do you find unpleasant?

Out of curiosity...since we DID stop at one.... ;-)

M
 
Admin":1fsehii6 said:
They were searching for alcohol and "other contraband".
Who is doing the searching, ski patrol, local law enforcement, the feds?
Sounds like a wild time out there.
The "Tiltin' Hilton" looks like a ski bums dream house
 
mikesathome":ua3kylug said:
Admin":ua3kylug said:
They were searching for alcohol and "other contraband".
Who is doing the searching, ski patrol, local law enforcement, the feds?
Sounds like a wild time out there.
The "Tiltin' Hilton" looks like a ski bums dream house

true dat...the "tiltin hilton" was the epitome of frat house/ski bum palace.....

Searching was hired hands from an event staff agency with Sherrifs deputies right near by should anything aside from alcohol be found...

M
 
Skidog":35a1rvod said:
mikesathome":35a1rvod said:
Admin":35a1rvod said:
They were searching for alcohol and "other contraband".
Who is doing the searching, ski patrol, local law enforcement, the feds?
Sounds like a wild time out there.
The "Tiltin' Hilton" looks like a ski bums dream house

true dat...the "tiltin hilton" was the epitome of frat house/ski bum palace.....

Searching was hired hands from an event staff agency with Sherrifs deputies right near by should anything aside from alcohol be found...

M
Ahhh, OK, it's a good idea to keep an event like that safe for everyone, I assume the no drinking rule is part of the even form you fill out.

As far as the other stuff goes, it's called the 36 hours of Keystone, not the 36 hours at the buffet ;-)
 
There's a good reason why, even though I have unlimited free skiing at keystone (as part of my 10-day Vail and Beaver Creek pass) that the # of days I ski Keystone this season is likely to be zero.

I could also list an arms length of dislikes about Keystone. Despite my having a season pass valid anytime there and also being a lot closer than many, it has been 5 years since my last visit to Keystone. Bad parking locations/walk to lifts, bad trail/lift layout, little snow, and on and on.

This event seems prone to cancellation at some point.

Maybe. Most, if not all, the big resorts are pushing hard for the hip/active/youth market. I'd bet the event gets reorganized and changed but survives in some form. After all, even Aspen puts up with the crazies for the X Games and that is for a whole week. Whether it is actually worth it or not financially is debatable, but the marketing types all believe it is (and without question for marketing folks).
 
mikesathome":2v15d6mr said:
Ahhh, OK, it's a good idea to keep an event like that safe for everyone, I assume the no drinking rule is part of the even form you fill out.

Umm yeah the rules were........cant bring in OUTSIDE booze.....if you wanted to get plastered at the resort bars and head out they could care less....

while noone in the Firstracks team got hit, I heard that ski patrol was working very hard that 36 hours...TONS of collision injuries.

M
 
>>>At least you were able get past the horrible winery (theres two- one ok, the other truly... ummm, wretched) at the interstate exit in Palisade to get to one of the better ones, on your trip back to the Beehive (oops, I mean "behave") state.


>>>which of the 2 at that exit do you find unpleasant?

>>>Out of curiosity...since we DID stop at one....

Grande River Vineyards, dangerously close to I-70, was recently sold, and has ripped out some perfectly good grape vines to pave the land with another tacky chain hotel-- but I think the wine is still good- so far.
The other one just down the hill, which now I'm scared to name, is, in my experience, a pale yellow clapboard warehouse of expensive tacky knick-knacks and monument to too-sweet wine.
Keep in mind this is from someone who thinks the $10-18 these places charge for a bottle is the extreme top price range worth paying for any bottle of Grapes Gone Bad.
 
Pajarito-Bred":2cwp8szr said:
Grande River Vineyards, dangerously close to I-70, was recently sold, and has ripped out some perfectly good grape vines to pave the land with another tacky chain hotel-- but I think the wine is still good- so far.
The other one just down the hill, which now I'm scared to name, is, in my experience, a pale yellow clapboard warehouse of expensive tacky knick-knacks and monument to too-sweet wine.
Keep in mind this is from someone who thinks the $10-18 these places charge for a bottle is the extreme top price range worth paying for any bottle of Grapes Gone Bad.

They did a tasting one time in Telluride. Not very good (for a $20 bottle!) I thought it was worth a shot since most of WA state wines come from similar arid places in Eastern WA - but the results are not quite the same.
 
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