<I>(Note from the Administrator: This report was originally posted on 11/14/99. Due to our move to new servers, the date and time attributed to this post is incorrect.)</I> <BR> <BR>Fog and and the look of rain transformed Canned Food Day from what is usually a ride on the NJ Turnpike into a reasonable imitation of midweek winter day. Couple of small jam ups around 11 AM, but from 9 until 1:30 the skiing was generally pleasant, with soft snow and moderate temperatures. <BR> <BR>Despite the fog, Jumpin' Jimmy, Mr. Rogers and I were able to distinguish many a skivtler face sharing the trail: Jspin, E, and the ubiquitous Matt Duffy. <BR> <BR>Used the day to launch my new favorite skis. Since I was a lad in junior high school, my most coveted ski model of all time was the Völkl Zebra. As a young skiing nerd, I even built a special high-tech model rocket featuring a Zebra paint job and named after my dream ski. <BR> <BR>Well, you'd think that 25 years of waiting to ski you first puppy-love ski -- in this age of young curvaceous vixen skis dangling from every boot and Rubenesque powder Volkls in my own basement playing the temptress -- the actual ride on the grande dames would be rather a let down. <BR> <BR>Not at all, my friends. A tad hefty, a little slow from edge to edge, but all in all the Zebras were every bit as fun as I had fantasized <BR>they would be when I used to lie in my boyhood bed at night and dream Zebra dreams beneath my Suzy Chaffee/White Stage Freestyle Poster. <BR> <BR>Hold onto you dreams!