Name This Critter

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longshanks":n8kjdzd3 said:
Skrad":n8kjdzd3 said:
Could be a wolf in sheeps clothing
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You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear...it's a fackin Goat
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Ah, yes! The fackin Goat, known to naturalists the world over as the goat most likely to appear after consuming 2 Long Island Ice Teas in the course of 10 minutes. I liked the wolf in sheep's clothing idea. The wolf would just need a bobbed tail, then he could fit into the disguise of a mountain goat's skin.

Plus, in what universe could a wolf in sheeps clothing be considered a silk purse? A silk purse is what a woman wants. She doesn't want a wolf in sheeps clothing. "Beware, as they come to you in sheeps clothing, but are as ravening wolves." Okay, Bible experts, how close did I come with that one?
 
"men who come to you in sheep's fleeces, but beneath that disguise they are ravenous wolves."

Matthew 7:15 Weymouth New Testament
 
longshanks":2k5wuvpz said:
Even the Devil himself can quote scripture to fit his purpose...
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Believe that's from scripture, does anyone know which verse?
 
Hmmmmmmmmm, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous posters, oooorrrrr, take jest against a sea of quotes and by so doing perhaps encourage them? :-k
 
kytels":xwijpidu said:
Hmmmmmmmmm, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous posters, oooorrrrr, take jest against a sea of quotes and by so doing perhaps encourage them? :-k
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Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)
 
longshanks":3pmtor59 said:
kytels":3pmtor59 said:
Hmmmmmmmmm, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous posters, oooorrrrr, take jest against a sea of quotes and by so doing perhaps encourage them? :-k
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Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)
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Hope you were trying to speak to Hamlet with the "Sir". I'm female, though no Brownsville girl with Brownsville curls.
 
"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"

Original thought -- TV series, debuting 2012:

"Alaskan Wildlife" Opening sequence -- woman driving Fire Red Ford Flex (product placement) drives down snowy road through fir trees with camera following her. As she breaks out into the open, she passes several large mountain goats scattering at her appearance. Continuing, she passes a corral of yaks chewing on hay. As she reaches a well appointed log cabin, 3 men boisterously ski into the scene. As the music rises, the camera pans up the hillside to reveal near the top a family of grizzlies. Immediately afterwards, the title appears -- ALASKAN WILDLIFE. :ski: :popcorn:
 
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kytels":2m4icb50 said:
"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"

Original thought -- TV series, debuting 2012:

"Alaskan Wildlife" Opening sequence -- woman driving Fire Red Ford Flex (product placement) drives down snowy road through fir trees with camera following her. As she breaks out into the open, she passes several large mountain goats scattering at her appearance. Continuing, she passes a corral of yaks chewing on hay. As she reaches a well appointed log cabin, 3 men boisterously ski into the scene. As the music rises, the camera pans up the hillside to reveal near the top a family of grizzlies. Immediately afterwards, the title appears -- ALASKAN WILDLIFE. :ski: :popcorn:
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That might just be the most interesting thing I've ever read on this forum...
 
longshanks":ljc9lu6s said:
kytels":ljc9lu6s said:
"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"

Original thought -- TV series, debuting 2012:

"Alaskan Wildlife" Opening sequence -- woman driving Fire Red Ford Flex (product placement) drives down snowy road through fir trees with camera following her. As she breaks out into the open, she passes several large mountain goats scattering at her appearance. Continuing, she passes a corral of yaks chewing on hay. As she reaches a well appointed log cabin, 3 men boisterously ski into the scene. As the music rises, the camera pans up the hillside to reveal near the top a family of grizzlies. Immediately afterwards, the title appears -- ALASKAN WILDLIFE. :ski: :popcorn:
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That might just be the most interesting thing I've ever read on this forum...
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No big deal, but you made it sound as if I wrote,"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"
I did think up the opening sequence to the TV series, and it shouldn't be difficult to write a pilot episode for such a series. It probably would be difficult to write it well enough so that it could sell. Having said that, I can imagine 1 or 2 hungry skiers may be about to give it a stab. Have at it, skiers.
 
kytels":3ip3cbm3 said:
longshanks":3ip3cbm3 said:
kytels":3ip3cbm3 said:
"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"

Original thought -- TV series, debuting 2012:

"Alaskan Wildlife" Opening sequence -- woman driving Fire Red Ford Flex (product placement) drives down snowy road through fir trees with camera following her. As she breaks out into the open, she passes several large mountain goats scattering at her appearance. Continuing, she passes a corral of yaks chewing on hay. As she reaches a well appointed log cabin, 3 men boisterously ski into the scene. As the music rises, the camera pans up the hillside to reveal near the top a family of grizzlies. Immediately afterwards, the title appears -- ALASKAN WILDLIFE. :ski: :popcorn:
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That might just be the most interesting thing I've ever read on this forum...
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No big deal, but you made it sound as if I wrote,"Indeed Sir, Indubitably so...
Now I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line
Oh, If there is an original thought out there, I could use it right now... (Bob Dylan - Brownsville Girl - Knocked Out Loaded 1986)"
I did think up the opening sequence to the TV series, and it shouldn't be difficult to write a pilot episode for such a series. It probably would be difficult to write it well enough so that it could sell. Having said that, I can imagine 1 or 2 hungry skiers may be about to give it a stab. Have at it, skiers.
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Will there be a Sarah Palin type character? Some gun toting, salmon fishing, kid raising, push-up bra wearing, god-fearing, red-neck conservative political wannabe local yokel hottie who skiis? Or even better, rides a snowboard! That would be cool...
 
"Will there be a Sarah Palin type character? Some gun toting, salmon fishing, kid raising, push-up bra wearing, god-fearing, red-neck conservative political wannabe local yokel hottie who skiis? Or even better, rides a snowboard! That would be cool.." per Longshanks.

Cool, yeah, but if we could tone her character down to something a little less reminiscent of her nibs, maybe we could get it on a major network. And of course, all the main characters would have to ski downhill and cross country and also snowboard so these sports can become more popular and help to give new life to FTO and of course ski resorts across the country 8). [-o< for highly rated drama with :ski:, then be sure to :popcorn:.
 
We've barely begun to flesh this thing out. Who can write it up? Exclusive rights to it may be available to you -- or at least 90 something percent of them. Any entertainment attorneys out there among you FTO members? :idea:'s :?:
 
kytels":1cftva5z said:
"Will there be a Sarah Palin type character? Some gun toting, salmon fishing, kid raising, push-up bra wearing, god-fearing, red-neck conservative political wannabe local yokel hottie who skiis? Or even better, rides a snowboard! That would be cool.." per Longshanks.

Cool, yeah, but if we could tone her character down to something a little less reminiscent of her nibs, maybe we could get it on a major network. And of course, all the main characters would have to ski downhill and cross country and also snowboard so these sports can become more popular and help to give new life to FTO and of course ski resorts across the country 8). [-o< for highly rated drama with :ski:, then be sure to :popcorn:.
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Art should imitate Life, Form with Function. The medium is the message...tell it like it is, say what's on your mind, the truth will set you free. It is what it is.
 
longshanks":2uk8mjux said:
kytels":2uk8mjux said:
"Will there be a Sarah Palin type character? Some gun toting, salmon fishing, kid raising, push-up bra wearing, god-fearing, red-neck conservative political wannabe local yokel hottie who skiis? Or even better, rides a snowboard! That would be cool.." per Longshanks.

Cool, yeah, but if we could tone her character down to something a little less reminiscent of her nibs, maybe we could get it on a major network. And of course, all the main characters would have to ski downhill and cross country and also snowboard so these sports can become more popular and help to give new life to FTO and of course ski resorts across the country 8). [-o< for highly rated drama with :ski:, then be sure to :popcorn:.
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Art should imitate Life, Form with Function. The medium is the message...tell it like it is, say what's on your mind, the truth will set you free. It is what it is.
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Okay, no more beer for this guy [-X .
 
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