joegm
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I HAVEN'T SHOT OFF MY MOUTH IN A WHILE, SO WHAT BETTER TIME TO DO SO THAN THE ANNUAL KILLINGTON PROPAGANDA PRESS RELEASE. NORMALLY I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM AT ALL WITH THE OCT 1ST " BLOW OUT THE MICE" TEST AND OBLIGATORY PRESS RELEASE ( SEE WHATS NEW LINK ). BUT THE CLEAR AND DISTURBING TREND AMONG SKI CORPS IS GROWING LIKE A FUNGUS... AND THE ASC/ KILLINGTON SECTION SEEMS TO BE FALLING TO THE SICKENING DISEASE... LETS GO STRAIGHT TO THE HORSES ASS, ER, MOUTH. <BR>ALL QUOTES ARE VERBATIM COMP OF RICH MCGARRY, GM OF K-ROCK AND OR ASSORTED MOUTHPIECES <BR>QUOTE #1- " EXPECTS TO OPEN FOR THE WINTER SEASON IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS" NO BULL INTERPRETATION OF QUOTE #1- WE WILL OPEN WHEN WE DETERMINE THAT THE AMOUNT OF TERRAIN WE CAN OFFER WILL ATTRACT ENOUGH WEEKEND WARRIORS TO PAY FOR FULL PRICE SINGLE DAY TICKETS AND OUR SET DAILY REVENUE MARGINS CAN BE MET <BR>QUOTE #2" WE PLAN TO OFFER TERRAIN ON OPENING DAY LIKE LAST SEASONS HISTORY MAKING BEGINNING TOP TO BOTTOM TERRAIN FOR UPPPER INTERMEDIATE AND ADVANCED SKIERS AND RIDERS <BR>NO BULL INTERPRETATION OF QUOTE #2- WE PLAN TO HOLD OFF OPENING PROBABLY TILL HALLOWEEN OR SO BECAUSE THE MARGINS JUST DON'T GET MET UNTIL WE CAN OFFER TOP TO BOTTOM SKIING AND ATTRACT THE LOWER INTERMEDIATE , BUT DEDICATED, SKIER WHO WILL NOT PAY MONEY TO UPLOAD OR DOWNLOAD TO ACCESS SNOW <BR>QUOTE #3- " ITS PART OF OUR WHOLE SNOWMAKING PHILOSOPHY HERE AT KILLINGTON...WHETHER ITS THE FIRST RUN OF THE SEASON OR THE 100TH RUN... WE WANT THE SNOW QUALITY TO BE ENJOYABLE FOR OUR GUESTS.. WHEN WE OFFICIALY OPEN, WE WANT TO STAY OPEN THROUGH THE END OF THE SEASON " <BR>NO BULL INTERPRETATION OF QUOTE #3- OUR NEW PHILOSOPHY HERE AT KILLINGTON IS FALLING RIGHT IN LINE WITH OUR OTHER SISTER RESORTS.. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AVERAGE BLUE CRUISER SKIER WHO PAYS FULL PRICE FOR A DAILY TICKET... ALL OF YOU SICK BIRDS WHO ARE THE HEART AND SOUL OF SKIING CAN GO LICK A STAMP... WE HERE AT ASC HAVE GOT YOU OVER A BARREL.. YOU'RE COMING NO MATTER WHAT... BUT BECAUSE YOU DIRTBAGS DO NOT POST ENOUGH MARGIN FOR US, WE ARE NOW DEDICATING OURSELVES TO THE WEEKEND WARRIORS THAT SPEND ...IN ACCORDANCE WITH THIS , WE WILL BE SHRINKING THE SHOULDERS OF THE SEASON TO CUT COSTS AND BOOST MARGINS... U CAN KISS GOODBYE ANY FOOLISH IDEAS OF SKIING IN EARLY OCTOBER, REGARDLESS OF THE WEATHER... WE COULD HAVE 3 FEET ON THE GROUND AND WE R NOT GONNA SPIN LIFTS TILL NOV 1ST BECAUSE ALL OF YOU DIRT BAGS DO NOT MEET SET MARGINS. WE NOW OFFER YOU THE TRAP OF SEASON PASSES SET AT OUR ARTIFICIALLY LOW PRICES. AND THOSE LOW PRICES FOR THE SEASON PASSES COME WITH A COST.. MAINLY THE SHOULDER SEASONS... MAY AND OCTOBER... BUT WE DON'T GIVE CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SKI THEN, CAUSE AGAIN, YOU'RE COMIN ANYWAYS... SO IF ANY OF YOU DIRT BAGS THINK YOU CAN COUNT ON SKIING IN OCTOBER AND MAY ANYMORE REGARDLESS OF CONDITIONS, THE JOKE'S ON YOU... <BR> POSTSCRIPT- I THINK THE ONE LINE THAT I FOUND THE MOST DISTURBING/SICKENING/EMBARASSING/DISGUSTING WAS THE ONE ABOUT OFFERING " QUALITY SNOW " FOR THE CUSTOMERS. I ALMOST SMASHED MY MONITOR WHEN I READ THAT, CAUSE THAT LINE OF HORSE FECES REALLY GETS ME GOING....THAT'S A LINE I EXPECT TO HEAR FROM ATTITASH OR LOON OR SOME OTHER TERMINALLY INTERMEDIATE LOVERS HILL. "OH MY THIS CARPET OF PACKED POWDER IS SUCH A JOY TO SKI ON ". HEY MCGARRY YOU IDIOT, THE CARPET LOVERS AREN'T SKIING IN OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER.. ANYONE WHO IS , DOESN'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT THE SNOW " QUALITY " BUT THEN AGAIN IT'S NOT ABOUT US ANYMORE IS IT? <BR> IT'S A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS WE HAVE GOING ON HERE BOYS... FRANK'S OLD PHOTOS OF EPIC DAYS IN LATE MAY AND JUNE AT K ARE FAST BECOMING RELICS!!!!! WHAT A SHAME... LES OTTEN .. YOU STILL REALLY REALLY SUCK... and u know what else , the red sox will never win it all with your sorry ass connected to the organization